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Joke of the Day
"What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor"
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"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"
"Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle? No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor."
"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home? A taxi"
"Working on my resume. How do I spin ""total mess"" into a marketable skill?"
"a neurology proffeser is doing a lesson about orgasims. .. He asks one of his femal students ""what do you think your asshole is doing when you orgasim"" she replies "" its out playing golf"""
"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."
"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"
"Almost 65% of statistics are made up. The other half are lies."