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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre..."
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"If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?"
"How do you make a hormone? ... Don't pay her."
"First witch: My hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes she's certainly gruesome."
"curious new Snapchat filter shows exact date and time of your death but refuses to be sent. then you notice: the time says five minutes ago."
"*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: ""Wait, I have to pee."""
"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."
"My brother and I know EVERYTHING between the two of us. Go ahead, ask something..."
"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."