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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend asked me what color her eyes were today... I responded, ""36C""."
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"ME: *taking their hand* It's okay. We all struggle with connecting. RABBID RACCOON: *hissing & desperately trying to wrench its hand free*"
"Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime."
"Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?"
"What do you call a black man being killed by the police? A warning shot."
"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"
"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."
"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."
"*playing Mortal Kombat* Her: Can I try? Me: Sure. Her: Which one of them shoots that Handookie thingie? Me: Hadouken? Her: Yea. Me: Leave."
"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."