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Joke of the Day

"Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime."

"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."

"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile with my shoes....shoved up your ass."

"What do you call an incredibly flexible chicken with an alien wristwatch? Bent Hen."

"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."

"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""

"[A Sex Joke] Get Your Jokes On Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes? Answer : ""Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"""

"Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist."

"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""