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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?"
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"Why was the testicle always in a bad mood? Because his brother is a nut and his two closest friends are a dick and an asshole."
"What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post? The leisure centre."
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"Choose your facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing."
"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."
"I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs."
"What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet? e-reptile dysfunction"
"How do you know an Asian has robbed your house? They're still in your driveway"