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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."

"Someday, when I'm really old, I hope I can sit my grandchildren around my rocking chair and text them pearls of wisdom."

"What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en"

"Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe."

"In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter."

"When I sing with my headphones in I think, ""Why don't I have a record deal?!""...Then I take them out and I know why."

"Abs are for people who can't afford good food."

"Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes? The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"this joke off right. Oh! I wish I could go back in time and start"

"What does a musician train do when running from the law? Covers tracks"