146722

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"

"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."

"A woman could tweet ""My dog just died"" and she would get replies like ""Well, I'm not dead ;)"""

"Did you know that when a pigeon has sex it dies? Well the one that I fucked did"

"Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed."

"We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life... Like golf, tennis and yoga."

"[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* ""chickety china the chinese chicken"" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* ""if i had $1,000,000"""

"I was going to share my joke about cocaine with you But it's only a one liner"

"You know the difference between my birthday and a courtroom? My dad shows up at a courtroom."