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Joke of the Day
"The phrase ""A stone's throw"" has been discontinued. Please use ""In Wifi range"" from now on."
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"My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32. It really ruined our 10th anniversary."
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"What's the difference between a spot and a girl on her period? When you squeeze a spot, you get bloody pus. When you squeeze a girl on her period..."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog."
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"My coworker just took a broom and pole vaulted over the cubicle partition to confront the woman who accused her of being on speed."