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Joke of the Day
"Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies."
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"Why is Santa Claus's sack always so full? Because he only comes once a year"
"Because I'm such a Portal 2 fan, I created my own levels. Sadly, none of the ""volunteers"" have made it out alive and their families are starting to ask questions."
"""Hey kids! What be a pirates favorite letter?"" -""Arrrrrrrrrrrr?"" -""No! His first love be the 'C'!"" (Just saw it on iamarg.com)"
"What does $50 get you at the Chanel store? 13 seconds of eye contact."
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
"Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park"""
"Glad to live in a time where being social doesn't require making eye contact."
"Cuban I asked my grandmother for ""something Cuban"" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar."
"One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen."