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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""
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"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon."
"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."
"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"
"A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face."
"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"
"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."
"Kill someone with an icecream cone and eat it afterward. They can't convict with no murder weapon. It's the perfect crime. Plus, ice cream."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* and he disappeared without a tres."