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Joke of the Day
"Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod."
Next Joke
"It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... ""Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."""
"ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth"
"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 Because I really like that one-to-one time."
"ISIS is not Global Warming... I heard Pratt & Whitney were United tonight. God bless you both!"
"""Welcome to the future. Let me show you around. Here's the bathroom. This is a robot that we invented that screams at your wet hands."""
"I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm You could say he was shellshocked"
"Don't joke.... About hobos because they are just poor."
"I don't understand why Christians don't like gay people After all, Jesus was a famous cross-dresser."
"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."