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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason."

"You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras."

"I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog"

"Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?"

"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."

"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."

"Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women. You should be glad."

"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."

"What type of knot do you tie in space? An astronaut."

"Mustard is the most vulgar of the condiments. Pardon my French's."