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Joke of the Day
"Mustard is the most vulgar of the condiments. Pardon my French's."
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"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."
"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."
"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."
"Ok, milk... Check! Potato salad... Check! Tomatoes... Check! ""Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"""
"Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping... Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : ""it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"""
"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""
"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."
"My mother said that I looked ""cheap"" with my bra showing underneath my clothes - so I took my bra off."
"What does a Canadian hipster say? ""meh""."