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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks? The Mos Eisley can't even."
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"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""
"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."
"An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below. The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey."
"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."
"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says "" Hey you get off my cloud"", and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"""
"You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning."
"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."
"Why did the coke dealer retire? He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses"
"It doesn't matter what you order at Taco bell... You're going to end up with Taco-ria"