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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon."

"You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is? I have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Hey Pringles, it's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed."

"Welcome to drugs club, Todd. I can't believe someone actually answered the ad. You're under arrest."

"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said... ""Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"" I said, ""What are the options?"" She said, ""Yes and No."""

"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"

"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"

"I haven't seen a Brazilian as bad as Fred since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife's pussy."