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Joke of the Day
"What's the shittiest day of the week? Saturday"
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"What do you call a Canadian group of racists? The Ku Kanux Klan."
"A fish swims into a wall. It says damn!"
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
"*buys 8 first class tickets, fills all of them with infants and toddlers* Me, from way back in coach: *cups hands* SUCK IT RICH PEOPLE"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68... any faster and you'll eat it."
"Do we still not know who let the dogs out?"
"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"
"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."