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Joke of the Day

"James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk... Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus? Bond: my PPK? Money Penny: 'K"

"My ex-wife still misses me... ...but her aim is getting better!"

"What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old...."

"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts."

"Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right."

"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."

"Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them? Juantanamo"

"I fostered a child the other day ...Got him in the back of the head with all four cans!"