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Joke of the Day

"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber."

"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."

"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."

"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."

"knock knock jokes Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize."

"Facebook should have a I Don't Give a Shit option next to the Also Block iRL option next to the Would u Like to Send a Nuclear Bomb option."

"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."

"There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine. Camera man, light and sound technician."

"I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday. BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food"

"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"