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Joke of the Day

"I fostered a child the other day ...Got him in the back of the head with all four cans!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other did you?"

"What did the gay guy, say to the man at the bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"

"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."

"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."

"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."

"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."

"Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!"

"I have a file on my computer named Hillary Clinton When I tried to open it, I got a message saying ' file is too corrupt'"