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Joke of the Day

"what did the transvestite say to the pirate? Q. what did the transvestite say to the pirate? A. ""I'M going to plunder your butt hole!"""

"In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb."

"I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had."

"""Still upset about earlier?"" Yeah ""So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal"" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY"

"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."

"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."

"If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community... that would be a ""reservation reservation reservation"" ~ Brian Regan"

"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."

"r/jokes, please enlighten me. What are some of the most downright offensive White People jokes you know."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."