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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."
"What's every spider's dream job? A web designer."
"I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer."
"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."
"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings."
"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""
"A Freudian slip? That's where you think one thing but fuck your mother."
"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"