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Joke of the Day

"r/jokes, please enlighten me. What are some of the most downright offensive White People jokes you know."

"How did jew get beer? He brew"

"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."

"Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be? Christopher Walken"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"

"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"My spirit animal is a dolphin because I use sonar to make sure I'm peeing in the toilet every night."

"Cat lovers Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neighbor award."

"Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER"