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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the difference is between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stones song? The Rolling Stones song says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe""."

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."

"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"

"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."

"So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either."

"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"

"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."

"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."

"Guy walks into a Broadway costume house, tells the guy he wants one red, one blond, and 1 brunette merkin Clerk says - shall I wrap them up, sir? He says - no, I'll eat them here ..."

"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"