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Joke of the Day

"So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either."

"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"

"I'm so horny I could eat out a horse."

"Tough Monday, guys. Had to fire Guadalupe for putting two left-footed socks together. Heavy heart because she basically raised me."

"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"

"I used to steal identities... You people are so boring I ended up returning them."

"This Halloween, I put a potato in my pants and ordered people around. I was a dictator."

"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"

"I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around (x-post from /r/jokes)"

"The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try."