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Joke of the Day

"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."

"What's a blonde's favorite color? A light shade of clear."

"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."

"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Just had a cup of coffee so bad it's the plot for a new Nicolas Cage movie."

"Jokes so bad.... [..they will make you ho(a)rse](http://www.arkinspace.com/2011/07/jokes-so-bad-they-will-make-you-hoarse.html)"

"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."

"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""