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Joke of the Day
"How does an attorney go to sleep? First he lies on one side, then the other!!"
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"People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties."
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)"
"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"
"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""
"Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't usually fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]"