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Joke of the Day

"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"

"Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen."

"For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage."

"Why did the chicken say, ""In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...""? Because the chicken crossed the road."

"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"

"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"

"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."

"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."