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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't God like grapefruit? Because he doesn't fucking exist."

"ok be honest with me here. level with me a sec. mint choc chip ice cream. it's just cold toothpaste right. don't horseshit around with me"

"I have a button on my microwave that says stop time. I assume its for the timer but I don't touch it just in case."

"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've reposted that joke for over 8 years now, please stop flooding the subreddit with that."""

"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"

"If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, ""Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"""

"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."

"Why do black people like the NBA? It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!"

"What are Canadians favorite board game? Sorry"

"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."