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Joke of the Day

"I'm a bit racist. I think F1 is much better than NASCAR."

"What's the most popular game to play in jail? Smash Brothers"

"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"

"It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car."

"""It's just bananas, bananas, bananas with you,"" the wife shouted. ""If I told you I was going to leave you because of this ridiculous obsession, what would you say?"" ""Well, thanks a bunch,"" I replied."

"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."

"Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed? Because white people have work in the morning."

"The craziest shit happened today. Then I just wiped it away and got on with my day."