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Joke of the Day

"I'm a bit racist. I think F1 is much better than NASCAR."

"I saw this post by a pizza boy. OP delivers."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."

"ME: honey, just tap me on the arm tonight if you think I've gotten too drunk WIFE: I've been tapping your arm for the last 2 hours"

"My Grandpa said, our generation relies too much on technology I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists."

"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."

"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"I just long for a relationship with someone who doesn't make me feel like I'm missing out on something cool on television or the internet."

"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"