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Joke of the Day

"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ""Guns don't kill people. I do."""

"A black kid asks his father"

"A man returns home only to find out all the lamps in his house were stolen He was delighted"

"My dog's name is Karma... ....because Karma is a Bitch!"

"I've never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it."

"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."

"Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies"

"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"

"Never go car shopping when you're hungry for cars."

"How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream."