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Joke of the Day
"Relationship Status: Very relieved towels can't get pregnant."
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"So, I came up with this on my own... ""You can say Whitney got on... The SOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"
"Are they Milk Duds? Cuz I'm definitely not getting in your van for some stupid Milk Duds."
"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"
"Don't you just hate clickbait titles? Gotcha!"
"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."
"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"
"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"