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Joke of the Day
"The test results came back, and Frodo's wife can't have a baby. She's non-hobbit forming."
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"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"
"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"
"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."
"Doctor: ""Hey, how are you?"" Patient: ""I am good"" Doctor: ""Ok. Next."""
"last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box."
"How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake? They're attractive!"
"I have such a bad cold that when I breathe through my nose, it sounds like Marge Simpson sighing/expressing disapproval."
"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."
"What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife? A group of 40 other suicide bombers."