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Joke of the Day

"5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys."

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"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip"""
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"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
"There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up."
"You never pay the bill Unless it is a tribute to Bill Cosby, you rapist."
"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."
"Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem. Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone."
"What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am? Around 3000 people"