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Joke of the Day
"I just finished reading Great Expectations. It wasn't all I hoped it would be."
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"Don't ever debate with an absurdist... because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes."
"You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!"
"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."
"How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"
"I hate when my wife says her friend at work ""got flowers again today"" and I have to kill that chick's husband."
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""
"What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself? Sewercide"
"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"