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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"Excuse me, waiter. Is my order almost ready to Instagram?"
"Tom Brady walks into a grocery store. He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back."
"I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere."
"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had Loco motives"
"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."
"*a dripping wet Kurt Cobain stumbles out of his garage* ""OK WHO REPLACED MY GUN WITH A SUPERSOAKER"""
"Mountain's aren't funny... They're hill areas."
"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."