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Joke of the Day

"Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake. Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave."

"Have you ever had SEX while camping? I heard it's Fucking in tents!"

"A woman about sex has to know why?' and a man where?'"

"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"

"What do mentally retarded parents give their kids? Hand me Downs."

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."

"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."

"What does a woman say after three consecutive orgasms? You mean you don't know?"

"rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster"

"What do you call Neil DeGrasse Tyson with champagne poured over his chest? An Astro-fizzy-tits."