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Joke of the Day

"What is Jamaica's favorite male bird? The mongoose."

"What is Reddit's favorite pirate? Neckbeard"

"I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice ""NO...Bad Bear""?"

"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"

"I took my item up to the counter. ""I'd like to return this,"" I said, with a tear in my eye, ""It didn't work."" He said, ""I'm sorry. We can't do that with condoms."""

"So there are 2 fish in a tank... And one says to the other: ""Hey, how do you drive this thing??"""

"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."

"Why do pandas have black eyes? SHE FELL, DAMNIT! God! What is with all the fucking questions?"

"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."

"My reddit secret santa gave me what I have really been wanting for quite some time now.... They fucked me."