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Joke of the Day
"Why do pandas have black eyes? SHE FELL, DAMNIT! God! What is with all the fucking questions?"
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"I felt I was overcharged by a prostitute, so I cut off the end of her foot.... ... When I was finally arrested, they charged me with Grand Theft Whore Toe"
"Having sex is like you're doing fractions it is improper for the larger one to be on top"
"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
"Why are gifts in airports so expensive? God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift."
"""Go-go-gadget meaningful relationship with daughter,"" the Inspector whispered to his cell phone. But it didn't ring."
"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."