122008

Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."

"Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi"

"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."

"What's a tick's favorite food? A tic tac"

"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."

"I wanted to make a Zelda joke.. But I didn't wanna tri and force it. :D"

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."

"I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him"

"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"What did one wall say to the other? Meet me in the corner!"