122008

Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."

"Sci Fi Films I don't understand why in Sci Fi films, whenever there's danger they never send in a Cargo ship. So much for the Element of Supplies."

"What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief."

"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"

"It has been scientifically proven that women with few pounds extra tend to live a lot longer than... ...men who point that out."

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."

"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"

"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."

"i have 1 queston for u what are thoooose"