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Joke of the Day
"I have just endorsed Andy Murray on LinkedIn for tennis."
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"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. *bows*"
"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."
"What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)"
"What if bananas turn black and bruised because they run their own fight club when we're not around?"
"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."
"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"
"If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things... I would choose the ladder."
"What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan."
"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."