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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. *bows*"
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"I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back."
"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."
"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."
"I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers."
"What is light and red? Pink"
"Le dice una madre a su hijo ""Me ha dicho un pajarito que te drogas!""... El hijo responde: ""La que se debe estar drogando eres tu que andas hablando con pajaros"""
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"
"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""
"<---- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO."