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Joke of the Day

"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"

"Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere."

"Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells."

"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"

"Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!"

"Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder. He never even tried to take me camping, I'm not even good enough to kill."

"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."

"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."

"My life The biggest joke of all."

"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."