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"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."
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"How many eggs can you eat while fasting? Just one, because after eating it you won't be fasting anymore"
"So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking shit."
"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."
"TIL why Conservatives don't use birth control. Boys don't get pregnant."
"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."
"It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous."
"I can't get hard unless I can hear a gluten intolerant person weeping over a menu."
"What activity is easier as it gets harder? Pissing on the ceiling"