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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers? Because they both ""practice"" their professions."

"A man goes to the restroom, and leaves his drink with a note ""I spit into it"", to avoid it getting stolen He comes back and finds another note: ""me too"""

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"

"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."

"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."

"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"

"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""

"The Fountain of Iniquity When your honest living has you worrying about pinching pennies, throw them into the wishing well and scoop up all the quarters."

"What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again."

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying their name backwards, they have to become your butler."