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Joke of the Day
"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."
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"""Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."""
"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"
"Two snakes walk into a bar. Turns out they were lizards."
"Why does the couple at the beginning of a scary movie always have to be happy & sexy why can't it be like, Pat & Deb, 56 & 54, IBS sufferers"
"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
"I take my wife everywhere... And she still finds her way home"
"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."
"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"
"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"