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Joke of the Day

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"This year's Delta inflight buckle your seat belt video isn't as good as the last one. I give two and a half seat belts."

"How many Police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they are too busy beating the shit out the room for being black."

"90% of her body A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off"

"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"

"Life is like a box if chocholates. It's full of nuts and you only enjoy some of it."

"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""

"What's in a Paul Walker shot ? An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball"