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Joke of the Day
"I became a proud dad today, my boy is actually 4 but he was a little prick for the first 3 years."
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"My scale is broken. It only seems to go up."
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."
"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""
"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"
"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."
"How do you start a rave in ethiopia? Tape a piece of toast to the roof."
"What kind of porn do blind people watch? (NSFW) Ebony"
"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"
"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"