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Joke of the Day
"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."
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"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."
"Rejecting someone by saying ""you deserve someone better"" is a fun way to let a person know you'd rather insult yourself than to date them."
"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"
"Me: My computer broke IT guy: What have you tried so far? Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing"
"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."
"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"
"Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer."
"What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia."
"What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out? A chewing gum you pervert"