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Joke of the Day
"What is the center of a gay apple's life? Decor."
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"How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell."
"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"
"What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy"
"I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined."
"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"
"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"
"""Love means never having to say your sorry."" - someone who is very single"
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"Engineers' view about a glass of water! To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."