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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"
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"That Russian guy died today.... I guess that's one we can Chekov the list."
"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"
"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."
"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!"
"Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!"
"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"
"All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape."
"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."